Yahoo! is (French) Toast   12 thick slices of bread 4 eggs 1 1/3 cups milk 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 2 teaspoons vanilla extract salt to taste Directions 1 - Beat together eggs, milk, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla. ("Beat" as in "what you want to do to your keyboard when the web site you're on has a flashing banner ad directly above the article you're trying to read.") 2 - Heat a skillet over medium-high flame. 3 - Dunk each slice of bread in your egg mixture. Be sure to soak both sides. Place in pan, cook on both sides until golden. 4 - Enjoy. Then spread the word about My Way. Banana (Cream Yahoo!) Toast   1 tablespoon flour 2 bananas 1/4 cup cream or canned milk 1 tablespoon sugar or honey Directions 1 - Heat milk to the boiling point - you know, the point at which you're ready to toss your computer out the window after having seen yet another rich media ad on Yahoo! 2 - Thicken with flour stirred smooth with a dash of cold milk. 3 - Let cook 10 minutes - roughly the time it takes you to close all the pop-under ads you get after spending a few minutes surfing the Web. 4 - Remove from stove. Add the sugar, a pinch of salt, cream or canned milk, and the sliced bananas. Shake, reheat for a few minutes, and serve on toast. 5 - Enjoy. Then spread the word about My Way. Bachelors: Classic PB&J (Yahoo! is) Toast   Slice of bread Peanut butter (plain or crunchy) Jelly (fruit flavor is up to you) Directions 1 - Place bread into toaster. Pull down lever. Wait. 2 - When toaster pops up the bread - which has now magically turned into "toast" - set it on a plate. (Bachelors, feel free to use a paper plate. Or any flat surface, for that matter.) 3 - With a clean knife, add a layer of peanut butter to one side of the toast. 4 - With another clean knife (this does not apply to bachelors), add a layer of jelly on top of the peanut butter. 5 - Enjoy. Then spread the word about My Way. (Bachelors - single women love hearing about hip new things. Feel free to use My Way as an icebreaker at any social function. We would recommend, however, that you do not mention this recipe.)