No annoying SBC partnership

No Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies

No shooting the target to win a prize

No naked soccer fan running across the screen (like on Yahoo!)

No email list selling - no bull!

No drama.

No need to increase ANY body part.

No field goals on 4th and 1

No monkey business

No fooling around

No yodelling

No deposit, no return (to Yahoo!)

No "Earn $107.00 Daily, Part-Time... Even While You Sleep!"

No joke.

No no-no's.

No Lines, No Waiting!

No wonder I'm here!!!!

No ads blocking the page that cant be closed until they finish.

No absorbing great sites and ruining them.

No zapping groups without warning.

No slow-system freezing garbage.

No first love heartbreaks.

No case of the "Mondays".

No missing classmates from other countries.

No calories.

No artificial additives.

No running around the pool.

No doubt the smartest idea this year.

No toast.

No doubt the best!

No three-martini lunches.

No missing an episode of the Sopranos.

No Hollywood actresses shoplifting.

No adding a .com after your name just for a higher valuation.

No .net, .biz or .tv.

No corporate share in the Hamptons.

No worshipping the Industry Standard.

No blinking ads while trying to read a news story.

No bunk.

No kidding, this is a great site.

No buts.

No multimillion dollar launch parties at exclusive California art museums with sushi and live jazz only to blow through 100 mil and be bankrupt two months later.