No launch parties.

No Friday massages (OK, we did it once..).

No friends and family.

No calling our industry "space".

No mini spy cameras.

No vanity plates.

No corporate campus.

No version 8.0.

No butterflies.

No Steve Ballmer monkey dance.

No talking dolphins.

No sock puppets.

No punching the monkey.

No missing classmates.

No Flooz accepted (or Beenz).

No home delivery.

No cell phone headsets.

No opt-in boxes.

No magazine offers.

No credit card offers.

No phone company tie-ins.

No dogs wandering around the office.

No paying people to use the site.

No ponzi schemes.